Google deceives the taxman with smoke and mirrors

image: thewaronwar.com (click)

image: thewaronwar.com (click)

British tax department ‘bamboozled’ by Google: MPs confront search giant over ‘devious’ attempt to avoid paying UK tax

The internet giant Google was today branded “devious, calculating and unethical” by MPs who accused the company deliberately subverting its motto ‘do no evil’ in order to pay less tax.

Infuriated members of the House of Commons Public Accounts Committee (PAC) lashed out at the company as one of its most senior executives insisted that it was not “selling” advertising in the UK – but in low-tax Ireland instead.

The move allowed Google to pay just £6 million in corporation tax in 2011 despite generating more than £3 billion in advertising revenues in this country.

“You are a company that says you do no evil,” said Margaret Hodge the committee’s chair. “I think that you do do evil. You use smoke and mirrors to avoid paying tax.”

This evening the Labour leader Ed Miliband increased pressure on the company accusing it of operating a culture of “corporate irresponsibility” and going “to extraordinary lengths” to avoid paying tax.

from The Independent.

Google bases its European operation in Dublin Irelend, and holds out a fiction that the ‘sales’ of its European (including UK) advertising business are conducted there.

That fiction is unwinding as a ‘stream’ of former employees turned whistleblower is providing evidence of sales operations, complete with invoicing, pay slips and sales commissions payable, which are indeed happening in the UK, with Google’s feeble argument that the ‘intellectual property’ of the sales transaction is based in Dublin. (Yeah, right.) Continue reading →

Busted

During his final speech/personal explanation on resigning from Parliament yesterday disgraced National MP Aaron Gilmore paid tribute to his leader in these terms:

I wish to thank the prime minister and the National Party as a whole for providing such strong leadership in challenging times.
I was first elected to parliament almost five years ago, but more importantly I value the dignity of my party, the leadership of John Key, and those here who have worked hard to have a John Key-led government.

Parliament TV cut away from Mr Gilmore’s tribute for a brief reaction shot from Mr Key — who appeared to be engaged with his mobile phone.

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Must have been a really important text. Or tweet. Or Facebook status update. Or …

He could have listened for five minutes, it seems to me.

– P

In the service of the 9th floor

Boom! MBIE releases embarrassing Gilmore e-mails ... right on cue.

Boom! MBIE releases embarrassing Gilmore e-mails … right on cue.

I’m clearly not the first nor only observer to be struck by the extraordinary alacrity with which the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment (MBIE) fulfilled recent Official Information Act (OIA) requests for dirt on Aaron Gilmore.

Is anyone asking how political reporters came to ask for details of the disgraced National MP Aaron Gilmore’s departure from the public service at the end of last year prior to replacing Lockwood Smith (in numbers only) in the government caucus? And who it might serve to ratchet the pressure up on the rogue MP by spilling his semi-literate bully-boy emails (PDF)?

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It seems pretty self-evident that members of the news media — the Parliamentary press gallery in particular — were tipped off that there might be ‘skeletons’ in Mr Gilmore’s time at MBIE. As discussed when we considered the veracity of the ‘Russian hackers access Murray McCully’s gmail account’ fable (see: Every source leaks for a reason, Patrick) reporters in the galllery sometimes get played like a cheap violin. Like a greyhound chasing the appearance of a bunny, they competitively pursue a scoop, inadvertently doing other people’s dirty work or creating distractions for shadowy figures whose motivations are multi-layered (to put it kindly).

Certainly, in this case it seems clear that Mr Gilmore is being ‘thrown under a bus’ or ‘hung out to dry’ or [insert crucification/execution metaphor of your choice here] by his former colleagues. An OIA request fulfilled with such speed is a rarity. The last one I can recall was when the then boss of the SIS Warren Tucker apparenty wanted to land a punch on then Opposition leader Phil Goff and fast-tracked an OIA response to a request by right wing lapblogger, activist and National Party mouthpiece Cameron Slater. (see: SIS boss’s slow resignation letter + Slater says enuf!)

The newshounds of the poltiical press, by skirting around their information sources for the Gilmore skeletons (i.e. not telling us it was the Prime Minister’s Office or the National Party whips ‘feeding the chooks’) risk being seen as little better than, in effect, the same pliant political tools as Whaleoil and his fellow propagandist David Farrar.

I’d love to see some reporting of the double-dealing and poltiical discpline being brought to bear on the errant list MP by his ‘boss’ John Key, and how it’s being managed. Has there been such reporting? Point me to it, if you see it, please.

In the meantime, I offer the above image as a replacement avatar for some of those humming the government’s line.

– P

Pablo, at Kiwipolitico, offers his own theory for the Gilmore circus and barbecue. See: Happy for Gilmore

National has to be delighted about the coverage of their drunken bully boy last on the list MP, Aaron Gilmore. Coalition partner John Banks is in court on issues of political corruption. National is trying to ram through under urgency a gross expansion of domestic espionage courtesy of the amendments to the GCSB Act. What does the media focus on? Not-so-happy Gilmore. If I were the PM, I would milk the Gilmore story for all its worth, always looking chagrined.

Update: And, I’ve just seen Lew at Kiwipolitico has written a humdinger of a post, Gilmore’s ghosts which includes this nugget …

If the Aaron Gilmore affair haunts the National party — and the other parties — such that they see a strong downside risk to appointing cronies, selecting megalomaniacs for their lists, and generally swaggering around as if they own the place, we’ll all be better off. If parties are forced to accept responsibility for their bad decisions, and as a consequence to select better people and implement better systems of accountability and conduct, cultures of power-abuse will abate. …. But for this sort of change to occur, we need media coverage to develop those real critiques of the exercise of power, rather than critiques of an obnoxious individual who is ultimately just a product of larger cultural systems. That would make this sort of wall-to-wall coverage worthwhile.

‘What the hell is water?’

Wonderful video based on part of David Foster Wallace’s 2005 commencement speech at Kenyon College. [UPDATE: Oh, the video has been removed, due to “a third-party notification by The David Foster Wallace Literary Trust claiming that this material is infringing: THIS IS WATER – By David Foster Wallace.” No lack of acknowledgement, but should have got permission, I guess.]

 

Featuring the lovely Jaycie Dotin.

vintage smartphone case

More background on the DFW speech and the video from producers The Glossary available here.

– P

via John Gruber

Chris Trotter on National’s privatisation agenda

I don’t agree with every word, but Chris Trotter’s analysis of today’s Mighty River Power sharemarket float and the implications of the National Government’s ‘partial privatisation’ agenda and hoped-for flow-on effects is well worth a read at The Daily Blog.

The last line about Christchurch is a real kicker, too.

Chris Trotter at 'The Daily Blog' (click)

Chris Trotter at ‘The Daily Blog’ (click)

Trying to pin a ‘con artist’ tag on Teflon John Key. Yeah, good luck with that.

John Key in happier times. (Perhaps the happiest.)

John Key in happier times. (Perhaps the happiest.)

I heard the NZ Prime Minister John Key (right) waxing lyrical about the (according to him) ‘rort’ that was the Opposition’s Stop Asset Sales petition. If I hadn’t known better I’d have said Mr Key was a glass or two off being refused wine service himself.

His response seemed a politically desperate overreaction to news that about a quarter of the 393,000 signatures on the petition were found to be illegible or duplicates or unqualified for some other reason, leaving the petition 16,500 signatures short of what’s required to trigger a referendum, and that the petition organisers had two months to gather them.

As I listened to Mr Key’s spin on the topic to reporters at Parliament on Radio NZ’s Morning Report yesterday, I noticed how LOADED TO THE GUNWALES his [Crosby-Textor-scripted?] performance was: It was dripping with invective and allegations of dishonesty and ill-motivation against the Greens and Labour, using words like ‘rort’, ‘bogus’, ‘mislead’, ‘rip-off’, ‘fake’, ‘false’, and notably, twice: ‘con the NZ public’.

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks,” I muttered, unoriginally. Have a listen for yourself below.

John Key sure packed a lot of mud-slinging at his political opponents into 1'39". Each red line marks an aspersion on their honesty and integrity. Ironic, given the loss of public confidence he faced himself recently.

John Key packed a lot of mud-slinging at his political opponents into 1’39”. Each red line marks an allegation or aspersion on their honesty and integrity. (Ironic, given the loss of public confidence Mr Key himself faced recently.)


Laying it on thick. John Key spinning his opponents as deliberately dishonest — audio via Radio NZ ‘Morning Report’ 8 May 2013

professional politician (for that’s what Barbecue John has become) surely must be aware of glass house rules.

By any reasonable standards it’s ‘Brain fade’ Key who is seen as a ‘con artist’ by a number of his political opponents and other observers, given his many false attempts to be up-front about the GCSB and the Kim Dotcom affair (see Matthew Hooton on John Key’s GCSB ‘recall problems’ and repeated failures to ‘come clean’), not to mention his transparently slippery non-explanations for keeping fellow amnesiac John Banks in his job.

Green Party co-leader Russel Norman is one of Mr Key’s harshest critics. It seems to me his disrespect for the National Party leader is sincere and performance-based (arising from Mr Key’s performance, I mean).

Clearly pissed off by Mr Key’s extraordinary allegations that the Stop Asset Sales petition was knowingly/deliberately presented with non-conforming signatures — and Mr Key’s dishonourable and (probably) unparliamentary smear that his political opponents are somehow less sincere and honest than his own National Party cabal, viz; “Labour and the Greens’ modus operandi is that they haven’t really cared about the rules” and “They actually tried to mislead the NZ public” — Russel Norman wasted no time in responding.

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When it emerged that only one in four of those who pre-registered for the soon-to-be-partially-privatised Mighty River Power actually became share buyers, Norman threw the ‘conned the NZ public’ line back in John Key’s face. See: Continue reading →

So, what would get you marching in the streets?

What side 1981 NZH ad

Political activism is carried out for all sorts of reasons, by all sorts of people, in a variety of guises.

The 1981 Springbok Rugby Tour divided families, households, workplaces … and the nation. Our current Prime Minister John Key “can’t even remember” whether he was for or against the tour, or the anti-Apartheid civil disobedience protests which sought to frustrate it.

People from nuns and clergymen, students and teachers, sportsmen and women, superannuitants, and others massed for the most violently repressed public protests this country has ever seen. But Mr Key was “sort of somewhat ambivalent about it” although he says he “was always interested in politics”. Hmmm.

What would get YOU marching in the streets? If not state asset sales, benefit cuts, land confiscation, how about expanded powers for state spying and surveillance of computer and telephone communications? How about corruption in our electoral system?

Danyl McLauchlan’s post at the Dim Post, comparing media reactions to left wing policy versus right wing policy  is worth reading. So are the comments. It made me think.

Graphic: by Joe Wylie. Photo: right wing political activist David Farrar shrieking to a mob about the Electoral Finance Act limiting corporate donations to political parties. (Quelle horreur!)

‘Economic saboteurs’ graphic: Joe Wylie via DimPost.wordpress.com. Photo (ex scoop.co.nz): National Party political activist and manipulator David Farrar inflaming a mob (of reporters, mainly) about the Electoral Finance Act limiting corporate donations to political parties. Quelle horreur! See below.

The Electoral Finance Act placed restrictions on the amounts people could donate to political parties and to the amounts ‘third parties’ – groups that are not political parties but that try to influence an election – could spend during an election campaign. The act also tightened up the rules around anonymous donations and the authorisation of election advertisements. It was repealed in 2009.

– P

Aaron Gilmore. Yeah right.

Unreliable National MP Aaron Gilmore (pic: Lloyd Burr 3News)

Unreliable National MP Aaron Gilmore (pic: Lloyd Burr 3News)

Top Posts — April 2013

Some of the most-viewed posts, in order, at ThePaepae.com in April …

graphic: logicalagent.com

  1. John Key is getting a reputation as a liar
  2. Quantifying stalkers
  3. Watchdog issues warning about Sean Wood Property Tutors enterprise
  4. John Key toughens up? “Forearmed is forewarned (sic), I’m going to change.”
  5. Judith Collins promotes her tame attack blogger
  6. Tag: Cactus Kate
  7. How do you spell phishing? A scam targeting Dropbox users
  8. Recognising culture war as … ‘War’. Not pretty.
  9. Top 10 NZ property investment books – Auckland City Libraries
  10. Mr Phil Jones: re-heating cold horseshit
  11. The dark side of social media
  12. Steven Joyce’s hyperbolic response to an Opposition policy announcement
  13. About The Paepae
  14. ‘As playful as he is psychotic’
  15. Property Tutors’ Sean Wood is ‘not of good character’ – according to Authority & Judge
  16. Calling our haters like Cameron Slater
  17. Nicky Hager on why John Key’s GCSB scandal just keeps rolling

These monthly round-ups are always interesting (well, to me) … from the look of things, it was quite a political month with the GCSB and Mr Key’s reputation in the news. Several of April’s posts were picked up by Bryce Edwards and mentioned in his NZ Political Daily newsletter and news website columns.

That Cactus Kate tag is a mystery. This month there’s been a surge in searches for Cathy Odgers/Cactus Kate (which is interesting) … and subsequent visits to The Paepae. I wonder what’s up?

Property spruiker Sean Wood is actively marketing himself and fellow Richmastery alumni Steve Goodey again, so it’s understandable that searches on their names and … er, operation lead people to read about their reputation and track records. Due diligence, we call that.

– P

Nice – Positive compilation of Russian dash cams

via @CateOwen

Aaron Gilmore ‘Who’s the dickhead?’ awards

National list MP Aaron Gilmore’s arrogance demeans all MPs.

People get drunk and obnoxious, some every weekend. But thrusting your freshly-printed Parliamentary business card in the face of a waiter who has judged you to be too intoxicated for continued wine service, then proving it by threatening the have the Prime Minister’s Office (!) terminate the “dickhead” waiter’s employment — that’s a special level of dickheadedeness.*

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Still, the affair has provoked some fun in the media. My nominations for the inaugural Aaron Gilmore ‘Who’s the dickhead?’ awards are as follows :

Best headline: Andrea Vance DomPost:

PM facing calls to deal to sleazy MP

(Sadly muted in the online version to PM facing calls to deal to MP)

Best opening line: Matthew Hooton, NBR Why Aaron Gilmore should resign, but won’t

“I am the last person to criticise someone for getting rolling drunk. …”

Most revealing open mockery: Rebecca Wright Campbell Live Inside the mind of Aaron Gilmore

Most succinct analysis: Colin Espiner, Stuff.co.nz:
‘Happy’ Gilmore’s political career likely to be brief

“The trouble for National is that Gilmore has played up to exactly the sort of born-to-rule Tory, I’m-more-important-than-you stereotype that John Key has worked so hard to dismantle. What makes it even worse is that Gilmore is a political nobody …”

How one lives a public life is a test of character.

FAIL.

– P

PS Other nominations and suggestions welcome in comments.

* Read lawyer Andrew Riches’s extremely plausible account of the evening’s events (PDF)

So, pilots can use iPads during take-off … when can we?

image: macgasm (click)

image: macgasm (click)


I remember posting the news way back in February 2011 that an airline had approved the use of iPads for flight plans (Had to happen: iPad approved for flight plans) then in July ’11, that Airbus offers iPad Electronic Flight Bag solution … but it’s been a long time coming.

Yesterday I caught up with the news American Airlines pilots given green light to use the iPad during take-off.

Which is funny, because last week I talked with an Air NZ pilot who told me our national carrier is still leery of officially using iPads although plenty of pilots use them on the flight deck. He told me something a lot of pilots use iPads for is navigating to the correct terminal gate in big (big!) airports — the built-in GPS helps the co-pilot ‘see’ where the plane is on a virtual map of the airport.

Of course, anyone who’s used a GPS knows they sometimes steer you wrong (like, in my experience, “Turn left now” … Errr, you mean into that paddock???) and sure enough, the pilot I was talking to indicated similar errors occasionally happen to them. And, he said, sometimes the terminal map app (poetry!) loaded in the iPad isn’t the latest version — which of course is even more likely to be a problem with printed maps, huh?

What struck me about the American Airlines announcement was this:

The iPad replaces 40 pound kit bags with over 3,000 pages that include terminal charts and flight manuals that can now be updated digitally. It’s little surprise then that the change is being welcomed on all sides.
“We’ve reduced the single biggest source of pilot injuries, carrying those packs,” said Patrick O’Keeffe, VP of Airline Operations Technology at American during his Tablet Strategy keynote. “And we are now able to save $1 million in fuel costs and stop printing all the page revisions.”

Saving your pilots’ backs, and $1 million dollars in fuel? Wow. Good deal.

Next questions: So if pilots can use their iPads during take-off (actually, during ‘all phases of the flight’) when can we?

– P

Herp Derp. SPELLING, Mr Joyce.

Hey, I’ve published some deeply embarrassing typos in my time (some of them howlers) and I’ve been saved from more by eagle-eyed subs and copy editors, believe me.

But that doesn’t make it less amusing when you see some other plonker miss what always seems so dead obvious after it’s been pointed out:

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Doh!

The fine print at the bottom says: “Authorised by John Key MP, Executive Wing, Parliament Buildings, Molesworth St, Wellington.”
(Just doing my bit to be law-abiding.)

– P

Mourning public figures The Right Way

I stayed out of a spitting contest on Twitter where a couple of imprudently timed tweets by Matthew Hooton anticipating an electoral contest in Parekura Horomia’s seat, now that he’s died, sparked a tide of abuse. (Just shows a spin doctor/PR supremo like Matthew can mis-step, too.)

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Now, Matthew is perfectly entitled to try to start whatever conversation he likes about whom/whatever he likes, whenever he likes. But Twitter is public, and perhaps he didn’t fully realize the ramifications of that. (Or doesn’t care?) Personally, I think no less of him for those tweets. Matthew wasn’t addressing Mr Horomia’s death. He was talking about something else.

A local comedian whom I quite like, Jeremy Elwood, smacked back at Matthew (who took no further part in the ‘debate’ which followed).
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Elwood’s was one of 18 replies and a twitter-storm flared. As they do. (Still not ‘news’ IMO.) I enjoyed Cathy Odgers’ fairly prompt ‘apology’/explanation on Matthew’s behalf: “Too much food colouring today”.
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Classic.

Also classic, but in not such a fun way, was how right wing bully boy/National Party proxy Cameron Slater climbed in. Cameron bought a ticket to fully display his febrile tribalism. ‘The left are so sanctimonious’ — is virtually a self-parodying remark, if you possess the self-awareness to perceive it. Which he doesn’t seem to.

Actually, it’s tempting to see everything Cameron does now as an addict’s desperate urge to feed his habit. In his case, the need for clicks. The textspeak abbreviation ‘smh’ (shake my head) applies more and more as I occasionally navigate across to whaleoil.co.nz and witness his slobbering hunger for clicks, even recently posting speculation about a forthcoming iPhone model(!)
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The irresistible urge to rewrite history

I read Glenn Beck’s comments over the weekend that he left Fox News “to save my soul” and thought: Really?

Glenn Beck, ex-Fox News host turned media entrepreneur, said Friday that he left the conservative cable channel in order to save his soul: “If you stay in it too long, you become Norma Desmond,” Beck said in an interview at New York University. “I remember feeling, ‘If you do not leave now, you won’t leave with your soul intact.’”

Here’s a ‘Fox News spokesman’s’ response:

“Glenn Beck wasn’t trying to save his soul, he was trying to save his ass. Advertisers fled his show and even Glenn knows what that means in our industry. Yet, we still tried to give him a soft landing. Guess no good deed goes unpunished.”

Nice.

Via Dylan Byers at Politico