The escape of exnzpat, Part 13

Thin Places

Overtoun, Overtoun, where the membrane is thin, there on the bridge comes the call from within.

Come-hither, Come-hither, Come-hither she calls.  I am Lilith, Lilith, first Mother of all.

And a dog knows with his nose and hears with his heart, for Lincoln is in trouble, and he jumps like a lark.

Beware the Dark Tower, Lincoln my friend, for up there in the Tower the stinging man will pin:  pin you like a Lamb on a skewer you mangy mutt, and eat you for dinner like a murderers slop.

Ancient Scottish poem, author unknown.

 

In the darkness, I let Becky fuss over me soothing me back to sleep.  I struggled to explain my terror, but I was inadequate in my telling of it.  Mia’s voice haunted me and it would not leave me.

And when we woke proper, we were not alone.  I saw it in Becky.  She was golden now, for she was pregnant.

I do not know how I knew–but I knew just the same.  Becky knew it too, but we did not speak of it.  How do you articulate so glorious a sensation using only words?  Better to be golden and in love than tarnish the experience with the physics of the fact. Continue reading →

This hoovering up of ‘meta data’ is getting downright creepy

Remember this map from my 2011 post?: Despite that, your honour, I wasn’t ACTUALLY there.

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Oh dear. Now everyone can see how much time I spend at Simon Lusk’s place.

Read this and tell me it doesn’t make you just a little antsy …

The National Security Agency is currently collecting the telephone records of millions of US customers of Verizon, one of America’s largest telecoms providers, under a top secret court order issued in April.

The order, a copy of which has been obtained by the Guardian, requires Verizon on an “ongoing, daily basis” to give the NSA information on all telephone calls in its systems, both within the US and between the US and other countries. Continue reading →

Top Posts — May 2013

Some of the most-viewed posts, in order, at ThePaepae.com in May …

graphic: logicalagent.com

  1. So who is Simon Lusk?
  2. Richard Nixon’s resignation letter
  3. Watchdog issues warning about Sean Wood Property Tutors enterprise
  4. Mourning public figures The Right Way
  5. In the service of the 9th floor
  6. Tag: Cactus Kate
  7. How do you spell phishing? A scam targeting Dropbox users
  8. Simon Lusk EXPOSED
  9. Property Tutors’ Sean Wood is ‘not of good character’ – according to Authority & Judge
  10. Aaron Gilmore. Yeah right.
  11. About The Paepae
  12. Tag: Sean Wood
  13. Linking to sources — why it’s vital for credibility (Case study: property spruiker Sean Wood)
  14. Top 10 NZ property investment books – Auckland City Libraries
  15. Trying to pin a ‘con artist’ tag on Teflon John Key. Yeah, good luck with that.
  16. Q: Where does conflict come from?

Once again, this monthly round-up’s results are driven by other people linking to The Paepae, including Bryce Edwards’ NZ Political Daily newsletter and columns, various other journos, bloggers and Twitterati. (Thanks!)

Backbench National MP Aaron Gilmore’s career-ending meltdown and Simon Lusk‘s reported role in it (eerily presaged by moi, see below), led to a surge of interest in the avowedly low-profile hard right campaign ‘consultant’, driving him (and his website) out of his maimai. (Actually, I met up with a bunch of hunters in Puhoi that WET weekend at the start of the duck-shooting season. No sign of Simon there. But he could have been dressed in his ninja outfit, so who knows?) Continue reading →

How many times a day do you look at your smartphone?

image: modmyi.com (click)

image: modmyi.com (click)

I drifted into a discussion last night about smartphone attention.

A cited statistic ‘people look at their phone 150 times a day’ struck me as way over the top.

But others disagreed. One (obviously a pitiful, addicted soul) even sent me a link in support: An Attempt to Validate the 150x Per Day Number Based On ‘Typical User’. But I remain unconvinced.

In my mind there’s a distinction between compulsive checking (scratching an itch or feeding a habit) and responding to incoming communication or alerts like reminders or alarms.

But, that said, if we’re discussing online ads or mobile ads, attention is attention. Which is why I use Safari Ad Blocker, glimmer blocker etc. Shoot me.

My own ‘usage model’ is that sometimes I leave my phone in flight mode until midday — i.e. it won’t ring, and text alerts won’t, whether  from people or robots like Twitter (which I use sparingly) —  if I’m working on something, usually writing or editing.

The umbilical cord of mobile technology should be cut now and then. God knows the entanglements will find us again soon enough.

What’s your experience?

– P

Oops, another Whale Oil truth FAIL.

First off, let me say this is NO Big Deal. But I find it mildly interesting and, since that reaches the threshold for blogging …

Only an idiot would expect consistency from Cameron Slater

In April, prompted by Cameron’s industrial-strength lunatic conspiracy theory that Twitter mention maps revealed undeclared ‘bias’ when journalists communicate with other people on Twitter (gasp!), I used his own ridiculous methodology to show how we (he and I) were ‘linked’ by a Twitter mention map:

Cameron, you say: “These people purport to be ethical and fair and balanced journalists when the evidence is pretty clear that they are not.”

What evidence? A MentionMapp? Are you serious? You’re advancing THAT as ‘evidence’?

Observe the disclaimer: “You are looking at a map of MENTIONS. Each user is connected to the people and hashtags they mentioned in the MOST RECENT TWEETS.”

Hardly ‘evidence’ with which to question ethics and fairness even by the most fevered conspiracy theorist.

And you haven’t given us the benefit of your own MentionMapp. Here it is:
http://j.mp/CameronMentionMapp

Oh.My.God. You’re linked to the Harlem Shake! You menace!

– P

Click to enlarge. (Spoiler: it proves absolutely nothing.)

We engaged in a little conversation — fairly hostile on his part — in the Whale Oil blog comment stream (not a habit of mine, I assure you) … and on the way to ‘confessing’ (cough) that he had been lying to my face when he’d previously boasted to me about his use of fake Facebook and Twitter profiles to stalk politicians,* he flung this wee arrow my way, accusing me of ‘link-whoring’ (ugh) … Continue reading →

The right wing is ‘demanding its pound of Crazy’

Christie Can’t Win | TPM Editors Blog

Sometimes I really like Josh Marshall’s use of language. This is a good example.

– P

The link he’s referring to is here.

Spin within spin. Laughable. (What? Simon Lusk AGAIN?)

Intriguing to see the subterranean right wing operative Simon Lusk dragged into watery sunlight AGAIN so soon after recent publicity. See David Fisher’s reports in the NZ Herald: National turns on hard right advisor and Ports and bloggers colluded: strategist.

But it was swallow-your-coffee-quickly funny to see Simon Lusk’s business associate, the irrelevant Cameron Slater, try to spin yet more proof that the National Party leadership regards Simon Lusk and himself as akin to political lepers as somehow A Good Thing … pfft!

Cameron Slater trying to spin his and fellow self-described political operator Simon Lusk's recent odium as a positive thing. Will some idiots be fooled? Dunno.

Cameron Slater trying to spin his and fellow self-described political operator Simon Lusk’s recent odium as a positive thing. Will some idiots be fooled? Dunno.

To be clear: I bear not a scintilla of animosity towards Mr Lusk. I did comment earlier

… short of running foul of the Fair Trading Act or Advertising Standards Authority, Simon Lusk is perfectly entitled to promote himself as a campaign ‘wizard’ to credulous wannabe National candidates any way he likes.

And it seems to me some of Mr Lusk’s promotional puffery skates pretty close to the wind. e.g.:

“The right currently controls the blogosphere, and the political journalists repeat much of what appears on blogs.”

“Controls the blogosphere”? Yeah, right, Simon. Dream on. Some idiots will believe you. Continue reading →

What is this @3NewsEditor? Pravda?

I was surprised to see 3News ‘back-announce’ a report from the first day of The Greens annual conference last night with a pure propaganda statement from the Prime Minister.

"The Prime Minister has just contacted us ..."

“The Prime Minister has just contacted us …” What the hell?

Whoever was running the newsroom at the weekend made a really odd decision.

Reading Mr Key’s statement — which had nothing whatsoever to do with Russel Norman’s criticisms of National’s [alleged] cronyism (speech notes here) and their [alleged] anti-democratic actions in government — was so ‘off’, so supine, that it made me question 3News’ credibility.

What piss-poor news judgement. (In my opinion.) Way to look like a government lapdog, 3News.

Watch the report Norman accuses government of cronyism at 3News.co.nz and observe (listen below) the completely irrelevant ‘statement from the gummint’ — spin which wouldn’t be out of place in Vladimir Putin’s Russia.


3News gives Prime Minister John Key the last word in a report on The Greens co-leader’s speech attacking the government.

Mr Key’s statement was regurgitated, near-meaningless positioning (spin). 3News’ Carolyn Robinson read it out respectfully like a good little employee of the Ministry of Truth.

What were they thinking?

– P

The sad disintegration of my confidence in Judith Collins

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‘How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!’ — 2 Samuel 1:25. Justice Minister Judith Collins. Image based on a photo by Mark Mitchell/NZ Herald, effects by Peter Aranyi.

Papakura MP Judith Collins sacrificed much of her credibility earlier this month with what I saw as a cynical, self-interested and mealy-mouthed non-explanation for her government’s blocking of MMP reform.

Ms Collins’ smokescreen — her “I’m not their nanny” punchline when justifying her lack of more than token effort or (cough) leadership to formulate legislation aimed at tweaking our electoral laws in the direction of the Commission recommendations — demeans her, and her office. I’ve used that term ‘demeaned’ with respect to Judith Collins before.

I remember my sad realisation when confronted with Ms Collins apparent deceit (Is there a kinder word I could use? Perhaps ‘double-dealing’?) over the Bain compensation report, where I said:

Mrs Collins’ undercutting of Justice Binnie’s September report: to seek a ‘peer review’ from a NZ QC, then to repeatedly criticise it and him in public — as ‘flawed’, ‘mistaken about NZ law’ etc — while, until this week, treating the Binnie report as ‘privileged’, therefore confidential, has demeaned her in my view. I regret reaching that conclusion because I’ve had a quite high opinion of her intelligence and integrity before this.

It’s common for politicians to insult our intelligence. We’ve come to expect that. There’s a wonderfully/tragically cynical quote attributed to HL Mencken:

If a politician can hold his job by lying, he will hold it by lying; if lying peters out, he will try to hold it by embracing new truths.

Perhaps I was foolish to expect better of Judith Collins.

But with the best will in the world, one can’t ignore her trail of questionable appointments (e.g. Robert Kee, Susan Devoy, now Jackie Blue) her sidelining of issues that it doesn’t suit her to deal with (Bain), and the recurring theme of ‘self-interest’, viz:

Spot the theme

Spot the theme

Today’s NZ Herald contains this small but credibility-eviscerating report:

Responding to Labour’s written questions about National MP Ms Blue’s appointment last month, the Justice Minister initially said she didn’t discuss the job with Dr Blue until after October 13. She later changed her answer, saying Dr Blue approached her about the job in September and gave her a CV.

“I agreed to find out whether it was appropriate for a sitting MP to put her name forward and, if I was satisfied, then the CV would be submitted to the ministry,” Ms Collins said.

Documents obtained by the Herald include a list of candidates submitted by the ministry on November 1 for Ms Collins’ consideration which does not include Dr Blue’s name. Ten days later Dr Blue submitted an application and her name appears on a second list of candidates to be considered by Ms Collins in a December 19 paper.

Another document shows Ms Collins did not receive advice from Justice Secretary Andrew Bridgman about whether Dr Blue’s application was appropriate until February 5.

— see: Collins ignored process: Labour by Adam Bennett.

I don’t personally know Judith Collins. It’s possible I may have overestimated her intelligence as well as her integrity. Or perhaps she’s playing a political game that I, as a mere observer, don’t understand — a long game, using dog-whistles that my ears are not attuned to.

Perhaps it’s a game where the appearance of veracity and consistency to previous commitments and implied standards (e.g. anti-sleaze) isn’t seen as useful or necessary. (Gulp.)

Whatever the case, I live in Maurice Williamson’s neighbouring Pakuranga electorate and not Papakura. Because of that, Judith Collins hasn’t technically lost my vote.

– P

Goodbye Zander. RIP.

A sweet young kid in our wider family passed away last night.

I write these words with tears spilling onto my shirt, choking on my grief for his mother and all who loved him.

Hard times. – P

Photo by Norbert Rosing (click)

Photo: Norbert Rosing (click)

 

Simon Lusk EXPOSED

I love the irony of this. Here’s what caliginous National Party ‘campaign strategist’ Simon Lusk says on his (oh look, suddenly not password protected for now*) website about keeping a low media profile — trying to channel Bob Jones in the last sentence, methinks:

Simon does not comment to the media because he believes the candidates or spokespeople should deal with the media. A campaign manager in the media does not win votes.
Media attempting to contact Simon will be met with the same response – silence. Journalists should not take this personally; it is a deliberate policy that Simon has no intention of changing, especially since the media have an unfortunate habit of interrupting fishing or shooting.

All part of the campaign? Simon Lusk makes a splash. (click to read Andrew Vance's article at stuff.co.nz)

All part of the campaign? Simon Lusk makes a splash. (click to read Andrea Vance’s article at stuff.co.nz)

Almost a year ago, leaked National Party board minutes were reported by TV3 wherein Simon Lusk was described as someone motivated by ‘a very negative agenda for the Party’ ‘that poses a serious risk to the Party‘. See The Simon Lusk stigma?

National Leader John Key recently repeated his description of Simon Lusk as ‘a minus one’ …

“I think I once described [Lusk] on a scale of 1 to 10, as minus-1,” Key said today. “I stand by that view.”

… which really only goes to show Simon Lusk is not on John Key’s team. (So whose, then?)

But then, here’s today’s interesting 1,800 word profile by the resourceful and persuasive Andrea Vance, who it seems he (gasp) talked to

Seriously happy to upset the status quo


Bagman or bogeyman? Simon Lusk is a shadowy figure in the National Party, credited with getting several MPs elected – yet publicly discredited as irrelevant by John Key. Andrea Vance reports.

Simon Lusk is one of the most intriguing figures in politics. The arch political fixer shuns the limelight, rarely venturing from his home in Havelock North to Wellington. He maintains a strict silence about his clients – mostly wannabe National MPs.

He is said to charge $10,000 to manage an electorate election campaign, and his successes are believed to include National’s senior whip Louise Upston, and MPs Chris Tremain, Nicky Wagner and Sam Lotu-Iiga. …

Worth a read [here]. According to Andrea Vance’s article, disgraced National (now ex-)backbencher Aaron Gilmore “…believe[d] Mr Lusk was the architect of his downfall – he was a recipient of one of the infamous “utu” text messages.”
Interestink.

For me, this was the best quote: “Many on the Left lack grace and I find it hard to deal with people who lack grace.” Says Simon Lusk.

– P

* 18 months out from an election, perhaps he’s doing some self-promotion. How it used to be:

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“PROTECTED: This post is password protected. Enter the password to view any comments.” (Perhaps that’s just in the off-season?)

Other posts that may be of interest:

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I’m still chuckling that Mr ‘My lips are sealed’ Lusk is being spotlighted like this (left). As he says on his website (when you can see it):

Media should refer to the media page, and understand why Simon does not talk to the media.

Bwhahaha.

(A few more thoughts in comments, below.)

Jon Stewart: ‘There is nothing Apple can do to get us mad at them.’

Hardy-har-har

And here, with less mirth, making the same point is Joe Nocera writing in the The New York TimesHere Comes the Sun

Indeed, Apple’s fabulous success over the past decade or so — its creation of the iPads and iPhones that the world lusts over — is a large part of the reason it always gets the benefit of the doubt, whether deserved or not. Two years ago, when David Kocieniewski of The Times reported on General Electric’s tax-avoidance prowess, a storm of protest resulted. Last year, however, when Kocieniewski and Charles Duhigg wrote about Apple’s tax avoidance schemes as part of a series about the company that won a Pulitzer Prize, it was greeted mainly with yawns. Nobody really wants to hear anything bad about Apple.

Yet as documented both by The Times and the Senate subcommittee, Apple is as much an innovator in tax avoidance as it is in technology. Take, for instance, a scheme known as The Double Irish, which it largely invented and which many American companies have since replicated. This strategy, which was the primary focus of Tuesday’s hearing, involves setting up a shell subsidiary in an offshore tax haven — a k a Ireland — and transferring most of Apple’s intellectual property rights to the dummy subsidiary. The subsidiary, in turn, charges “royalties” that allows it to capture billions of dollars in what otherwise would be taxable profits in the United States. In Ireland, according to Apple, it pays an astonishing 2 percent in taxes, thanks to a deal it has with the government. (The Irish government denies giving Apple a special deal.)

Update: Joe Nocera is well-known among some (not just fan boys) as a harsh Apple critic.

See this from By Philip Elmer-DeWitt at CNN Money… Continue reading →

Backfire

Donald Trump (whom I don’t follow on Twitter), clearly displeased by something Jonathan Chait wrote, has a crack at him and the excellent New York magazine.
Which Chait (whom I do follow) immediately re-tweeted.

realDonaldTrump Chait NYMag

Visit the tweet online to see how it backfired on The Donald. (He may not see it that way.)

When public figures criticise media in this way, it just makes them appear wounded.

– P

Space Oddity (Chris Hadfield cover)

Commander Chris Hadfield has been a brilliant ambassador for Space exploration on board the International Space Station. His personality and engagement has shone through. This ‘cover’ of David Bowie’s song Space Oddity is wonderful.

Millions have seen it and enjoyed it. I put it here as a tribute to Hadfield and Bowie.

– P

Who is better at snooping? GCSB or Google?

Microsoft ‘internal’ video.

Read the background at The Verge: Leaked Scroogled video sees Microsoft parody Google’s Chrome ad

– P