The escape of exnzpat, Part 5

Woman and child

There was a deception to this place that I was only becoming aware of.  We had walked for sometime before I noticed.

“Lilith,” I said, “we don’t seem to be getting very far.”

Lilith turned her gorgeous face toward me.  “Exnzpat, really — have you not been listening?  I thought I explained; three of Time and one of Space.  Things here are not as they seem.”

“Well, I see that distances here seem to be longer…  I think…”

“It is not that distance is longer it is that in this place there is only one plane of Space to each three planes of Time.  In this place things are not as they appear.”

“Whereas, in my universe, outside my attic,” I paused to stop.  I knelt and gently lowered Becky onto the nearest bank of sand.  She was breathing a little easier now.  I thought that to be a good sign.  “… There are three planes of Space and only one plane of Time?”

“Correct.”   Lilith stopped to watch me set Becky down, “are you tired exnzpat?”

“I don’t think executionerofthewill’s body is used to this much exertion.  I just need a few minutes to rest.” Continue reading →

Pix from space

This is one of a series of amazing photos from the International Space Station.

Mt Fuji, Japan. (Click to view a slideshow at Huffington Post)

Awesome!

A while ago I blogged about living with a mountain in your backyard and the effect on one’s psyche to live in proximity of a peak. This amazing picture shows a different influence. – P

Is this how Shaun Stenning handles a request for a refund?

A heartfelt comment recently on an earlier thread suggests a mass rebellion of dissatisfied customers in Shaun Stenning‘s Twalk ‘internet marketing business’ in Asia. (Sometimes they use the brand ‘Snipr‘, I believe.)

Shades of the Geekversity train wreck which saw demand for refunds sink that um, ‘enterprise’ with a AUD $5.5million loss.

This smooth-talking itinerant salesman’s quick-and-easy-riches-through-the-internet sales pitch was assisted and sometimes delivered by his business partner, local-spruiker-under-pressure Dean Letfus.

In hyperbolic marketing materials for the ‘online cash machines’ (cough), Dean Letfus was described (a bit like a professional wrestler) as ‘little known internet marketing expert (splutter) Mr X‘.

Questions:

  • Could the wheels be coming off the snake oil wagon train?
  • Are there any guarantees in this er, ‘operation’ — personal or otherwise — that the customers can rely upon? (It would be nice to think they stand behind their ‘product’.)
  • Or is it true they routinely blame the customer’s ‘mindset’ and ‘loser mentality’ for a demonstrable lack of success?

But look how pretty, and soothing, the page notifying the [allegedly] hundreds of ‘rebels’ in the ‘refund movement’ of the cold, hard facts is.

YOU ARE IN MATERIAL BREACH OF YOUR CONTRACT PLEASE CONTACT shaun.stenning@dollarrose.com TO RESOLVE IMMEDIATELY

See?


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Facebook for Business? Erm, not like this!

Apropos my ongoing gripe about Facebook privacy…

Click for details

A friend of mine, Marc, mentioned here now and then, has written a book called ‘Facebook for Business‘ … this story (below) might inspire another chapter in the next edition. What NOT to do…. as Click Orlando Radio reports:

ORLANDO, Fla. — A Central Florida woman claims a finance company reached out to her friends and family on Facebook in an effort to collect her debt, and she has filed a lawsuit in an attempt to stop the practice. ….

Eventually, she fell behind on the [car] payment. She said her finance company, Mark One Financial, offered her deferments that would keep her on track for a while. She said she was surprised to find out that the company was tracking her through a social networking website.

“I don’t know why they would go on Facebook and contact my family,” she said.

According to documents obtained by Local 6, a representative from Mark One, using the name Jeff Happenstance, contacted not only Melanie on Facebook, but her cousin and her sister, as well.

“She was hysterical, asking me did I need money, were they going to take my car,” Beacham said. “She knew my car company was trying to contact her, and I said, ‘No way.’”
Beacham did not want anyone to know about her financial situation, certainly not her friends and family on
Facebook. “It’s humiliating. It’s personal,” she said. …. continues

These guys clearly know no boundaries, judging by this… Continue reading →

You don’t have to make stuff up.

In a nice bit of straight journalism (yes, there is such a thing!) CNN’s Anderson Cooper in his ‘Keeping Them Honest’ slot this week debunked a nasty piece of work by Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who, as he put it “used up our air time last night, rather than answering questions about Medicare…and she chose to spread a story which is blatantly false.”

Watch how the false story about the supposedly enormous price tag for President Obama’s ten-day tour of Asia, was parroted — even exaggerated — by liars like Glenn Beck. (Take a look and ask yourself if I’m being a bit harsh. I don’t think so.)

Video below the fold. Continue reading →

Don’t call it email. Riiiight.

I know: Let's send our email (oops, not email) through Facebook too!

Jeez, people are being a bit snide about Mark Zuckerberg (uh, yeah, OK. Guilty).

In the midst of coverage of Facebook’s new ‘it’s not email’ announcement today, look at this little dig from The Guardian’s Adam Gabbatt

He was especially keen to stress one point. “It’s not email,” he said early in his presentation. “It’s true that people will be able to have an @facebook.com email addresses, but it’s not email.”

The new service, which will be called Facebook Messages, will offer a social inbox and “seamless messaging”, a clearly excited Zuckerberg said.

What that means is that if users so wish the company will now begin to compile their chatter from across four platforms: text messages, instant messages (IMs), emails and messages sent on Facebook.

The Facebook chief executive said that, in addition to the benefit of the software pooling messages from different devices, another boon would come as Facebook Messages provided the ultimate in spam and message filtering – a feat that existing email services have never fully accomplished, he suggested.

“There are a lot of different classes of junk, and it’s really difficult for any email system to know [that] ‘this is a person who is sending me a legitimate message but you just don’t care about what they have to say’,” he said, displaying a glimpse of the social awareness – or lack of – for which he is famed.

Oh, right, so says Adam Gabbatt, displaying a dose of the coffee breath for which he is … er, no, wait, hang on.  I know what Z. means. Don’t you?

On another level, you’d think Mark ‘pooling messages from different sources’ Zuckerberg might have learnt that archive records of previous messages can, um, come back to bite you.
Remember this:

… to prepare for litigation against the Winklevosses and Narendra, Facebook’s legal team searched Zuckerberg’s computer and came across Instant Messages he sent while he was at Harvard. Although the IMs did not offer any evidence to support the claim of theft, according to sources who have seen many of the messages, the IMs portray Zuckerberg as backstabbing, conniving, and insensitive.

Gabbatt again:

Whether this next generation will want to see every single utterance they have ever exchanged with their incumbent is a different matter – one can imagine good reason for not recording some heat-of-the-moment remarks for all eternity.

Which is a hole-in-one, as far as I’m concerned, about the whole Facebook experience. (He said, blogging.)

As another analyst quoted in The Guardian story said: “The key for FB’s success with messaging will be whether they get the PRIVACY settings right first time.”  Agreed.

Mow-tee-vay-shuns – ‘It gets a ratings spike’

Tell me again, Rachel Maddow. (image Huffington Post)

In, once again (remember the full page ad?), dismissing talk of her jumping the fence and running for office, journalist, Rhodes Scholar and doctorate in politics from Oxford, my hero Rachel Maddow gave an insight into what she called ‘opinion-driven news’, and the motivation of, let’s call it ‘erratic’ behaviour.
(Think talkback radio hosts, and their various attention-seeking stunts.)

From Huffington Post:

Rachel Maddow threw cold water –yet again– on a potential run for the Senate in Massachusetts during an appearance at Harvard University on Sunday.

Maddow, who lives in Western Massachusetts when not in New York filming her cable news show, was giving a speech at the Kennedy School of Government, and was asked whether she would consider running against Republican Scott Brown at the 2012 elections.

“There’s a reason people in opinion-driven news flirt with running for office,” she said, according to the Boston Herald. “It gets a ratings spike.” To press the point further, Maddow stressed that she will “never” be a politician.

The pursuit of a ratings spike. Oh yes. That explains a lot.

If you haven’t yet, the recent conversation between Maddow and Jon Stewart on media, politics & satire is available — as a raw interview here. Worth a look. 49 mins.

Naked FB pic leads to jail. And exposure. Ironic

We used to joke, when I was journo in the Parliamentary Press Gallery, about the Christchurch Press‘s supposed slogan:

All the news that is news. Eventually.

Joshua Ashby - clothed, but sentenced to jail for Facebook crime (image: Dominion Post)

In that same vein, late but newsworthy, it occurs to me to comment on the case of the jilted boyfriend who posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend naked on Facebook … dumb, dumb, dumb.

A jilted lover has made legal history by being jailed for posting a photograph of his ex-girlfriend naked for millions of Facebook users to see.

After 12 hours, police and Facebook authorities shut down the woman’s account but not before it was available to all 500 million active users of the social network.

Joshua Simon Ashby, 20, held a piece of paper over his face yesterday in an attempt to prevent The Dominion Post photographing him as he was being sentenced.

Judge Andrew Becroft, in Wellington District Court, allowed Ashby’s photo to be taken, saying “there was a certain symmetry to it”, then stepped in to tell Ashby not to hide his face.

Ashby posted the photo in an “irresponsible drunken jealous rage” after the breakup of their five-month relationship, the judge said.

It is believed to be the first time someone has been sentenced for a crime committed using social media under the seldom-used morality and decency section of the Crimes Act.
Dominion Post

Of course this has made headlines around the world as social media/Facebook (non) privacy continues to be a whipping boy.

Funny about the judge making sure his photo got on the internet. Ironic, huh? I felt a twinge of sympathy for Joshua Ashby, but Andrew Becroft is a reasonable man, and if he thought it was a good idea, well, OK.

What would have happened to him in France or Italy? Probably nuthin’. Crime of passion?

George W Bush: plagiarist?

George Bush selling his book

Oh dear me.
I thought he was shallow, but a lazy plagiarist as well?

George Bush Book ‘Decision Points’ Lifted From Advisers’ Books – Huffington Post.

One funny example:

From Decision Points, p. 143: “Later that day, Laura and I went to the Washington Hospital Center to visit victims from the Pentagon…I asked one if he was an Army Ranger. Without missing a beat, he answered, ‘No, sir, I’m Special Forces. My IQ is too high to be a Ranger.'”

From Ari Fleischer’s Taking Heat, p. 161: “The President entered the room of a major in the Army Special Forces who was expected to make a full recovery. ‘Thank you for your service to your country,’ Bush said…’Are you a ranger?’ The major piped up, ‘My IQ is too high to be a Ranger.'”

Plenty more where that came from.

Ooh, err…

Er, yik. (image boingboing - click)

Bleurgh!

I can just hear someone saying, ‘Gosh Darnnit. Kids have to grow up so fast these days, don’t they?’

Political pressure

On the giving end…

Tom Scott nails it between Bollard and John Key

Tom Scott nails it on the relationship between the Reserve Bank Governor and the Government of the Day.

On the receiving end ... pressure is mounting on Mr Popularity to pay the price of his coalition …

Click to read this propaganda (PDF)

… or not.

Has John Key got sufficient political capital?

Or has he been writing cheques the National-led coalition government can’t cash?

We’ll see.

The campaign against the legislation has certainly taken a personal, anti-John Key turn. e.g. ‘Four things you can do to stop him’, ‘Tell your friends what Key is up to’ ‘Three steps you can take to help stop John Key privatising our coastline’ etc.

Ask yourself: Is this government policy or not? Of course it is. Has cabinet approved the draft legislation? Of course. Therefore, isn’t the headline “He’s[i.e. John Key’s] about to trade …” misleading from the start? Er…

I find it interesting to see the (throughly fair-minded, I’m sure) graphics people at the Coastal Coalition choose to dress Prime Minister John Key in a chiefly korowai (feather cloak) and waving the Tino rangatiratanga flag commonly associated with Maori independence.

I don’t suppose they mean it as a compliment. They seek to denigrate him with these symbols. And they seek to appeal to an anti-Maori sentiment … and distrust.

It’s revealing that they must think that’s their most effective angle of attack.
It says a lot, doesn’t it? About the ‘Coastal Coalition’ and their picture of us.

When the rules change, everyone goes back to the start

Quite a nice followup to my earlier post about e-books changing the publishing/bookselling industry, and notes from Mark Coker.

Booksellers: Why Publishers Will Go Direct by Martin Taylor.

Quite simply, no one believes that Random House has any more influence over the digital supply chain than a brand new start-up with minimal staff or track record.

Yeah. That’s how it is, y’all. The internet is a great leveller.

When authors prise their electronic rights away from their brick-and-morter (paper, ink & glue?) rights, all bets are off. But, still, I wouldn’t write off the Random Houses of the world too quickly…

Character, not rhetoric or ‘celebrity’: what we SHOULD demand of our politicians

Here are the last few paragraphs of a very good column in the Wall Street Journal (wsj.com) from former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan. She’s writing about the US midterms elections, and does it with insight and verve, and her point goes wider …

Conservatives talked a lot about Ronald Reagan this year, but they have to take him more to heart, because his example here is a guide. All this seemed lost last week on Sarah Palin, who called him, on Fox, “an actor.” She was defending her form of political celebrity—reality show, “Dancing With the Stars,” etc. This is how she did it: “Wasn’t Ronald Reagan an actor? Wasn’t he in ‘Bedtime for Bonzo,’ Bozo, something? Ronald Reagan was an actor.”

Excuse me, but this was ignorant even for Mrs. Palin. Reagan people quietly flipped their lids, but I’ll voice their consternation to make a larger point. Ronald Reagan was an artist who willed himself into leadership as president of a major American labor union (Screen Actors Guild, seven terms, 1947-59.) He led that union successfully through major upheavals (the Hollywood communist wars, labor-management struggles); discovered and honed his ability to speak persuasively by talking to workers on the line at General Electric for eight years; was elected to and completed two full terms as governor of California; challenged and almost unseated an incumbent president of his own party; and went on to popularize modern conservative political philosophy without the help of a conservative infrastructure. Then he was elected president.

The point is not “He was a great man and you are a nincompoop,” though that is true. The point is that Reagan’s career is a guide, not only for the tea party but for all in politics. He brought his fully mature, fully seasoned self into politics with him. He wasn’t in search of a life when he ran for office, and he wasn’t in search of fame; he’d already lived a life, he was already well known, he’d accomplished things in the world.

Here is an old tradition badly in need of return: You have to earn your way into politics. You should go have a life, build a string of accomplishments, then enter public service. And you need actual talent: You have to be able to bring people in and along. You can’t just bully them, you can’t just assert and taunt, you have to be able to persuade.

Americans don’t want, as their representatives, people who seem empty or crazy. They’ll vote no on that.
It’s not just the message, it’s the messenger.

Read the whole column at wsj.com.

I’ve watched shallow people lining up to race for political posts. I’ve seen elected people trying to use any populist platform they could find to try to build ‘celebrity’, hoping it will translate into name recognition, and thus, votes. Such is democracy.

As Churchill said:

“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.”

Big whoop

This made me chuckle.
In my travels I’ve seen advisory signs alerting passersby to notable sights and landmarks. Eiffel Tower, Lincoln Memorial, Place des Arts, Buckingham Palace, Empire State Building, Raffles Hotel, Petronas Towers, Taipei 101, Golden Gate Bridge, etc….

Here’s one I saw today:

Awesome!

Gee, I wouldn’t want to have just driven by.

A fork in the road

Written with different events in mind (i.e. Rick Sanchez’s anti-semitic rant – since apologised for – and Juan Williams being axed from NPR following his revealing ‘When I see muslims on airplanes I get nervous’ gaff) this e-postcard made me chuckle about a local situation.

The only thing worse than a public figure saying something racist is having to hear your opinion on it. (image: http://www.someecards.com click for more)

It’s true: no one likes being labelled a racist — or ‘called’ on apparent bigotry, and much worse, having people opine about it. It can be hurtful, bewildering and embarrassing when someone takes issue with one’s own words and actions in a negative way — interpreting us in a way that we hadn’t intended or predicted they would do.

Even hot, earnest, SHOUTED denials of prejudice cannot obscure the picture of us that our own words and actions create for others to see. This, despite the nuanced, complex, multi-layered image of ourselves we see when we look in the mirror. Neither, finally, does comfort provided by the cosy club of our coterie ease the pain of the miscomprehension of our core … by critics.

I’ve referred in another context to the The Animals who sang so eloquently:

I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood